being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
Asian male apology game = tight.
laughed so fuckin hard at the fuckin breakdancer
"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"
"It’s mildly breezy outside."
'Woman has legs'.
I fucking love this.