the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
I actually needed that.
hahahahahahahah my future
This happens to my friends a lot!
holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.
this fucking line. this is revolutionary.
I think this just took the award for my favorite atla-related post…ever.
Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.”
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.
Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.
we’re all cats in disguise?
do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it
JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
on the blink 182 wiki page there’s a legend section that talks about who they’ve influenced and after reading all of those i realized without them there’d be no fall out boy, no panic, no mumford and sons, no mayday parade, no all time low, no 5sos, no before you exit, never would have been mcr, and so many other bands would have never existed if it werent for them just wow you go blink 182
Zack doesn’t understand why his bandmates told him to point at this plane. Like seriously, it’s just a plane.